Aragorn: Ouch!
Legolas: well, you know what they say about men's fixation with sword length...that's why I'm a bow-man.
Gimli: man just once, let me ride Shadowfax...
Elrond: You have only one choice. The ring MUST be destroyed...mister anderson...
Aragorn: Does this make me look fat?
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