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Old 01-10-2003, 08:22 PM   #72
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Oh, oh, I've got it...Arwen should sing, "You Make Me Feel Like a Natural Woman" to Aragorn.
Diamond18, that is inspired. And "Why's everybody always picking on me" was Charlie Brown by the Coasters - perhaps re-named Pippin Took:

"Pippin Took, Pippin Took
Fool of a Took, Pippin Took

He's gonna get caught
Just you wait and see

Why's Gandalf always picking on me"

I feel a '60s theme coming on ...

Frodo to Sam: Stand by me (Ben E King, John Lennon and many others)

Sam to Frodo: You'll never walk alone (Gerry and the Pacemakers)

Sauron: Paint it Black (The 'Stones) - "I see a White Tower and I want to paint it Black" or Black is Black (Los Bravos) - "Black is Black, I want my One Ring back"

Tom Bombadil - Anything hippy, perhaps San Francisco (Scott McKenzie) - "If you're going to Old Man Willow, Be sure to wear some flowers in your hair"

Orc (having just made Aragorn's acquaintance at Helm's Deep) - Bits and pieces (Dave Clark Five) - "Bits and pieces, I'm in bits and pieces"

She-Warg (about Warg who's just gone over the cliff with Aragorn) - Leader of the pack (Shangri-Las) - "Hey, is that Jimmy's nose ring you're wearing"

Gandalf (the White) - Whiter shade of pale (Procol Harum) or I'm Alive (The Hollies)

The Balrog - Fire (Crazy World of Arthur Brown) - "You're gonna burn"

Legolas (the film one) - Surfin' USA - "All the Elves are shield surfin', surfin' Middle Earth"

Balin - Khazad Dum (New York) Mining Disaster (the Bee Gees)

Frodo (at Ammon Hen) - I can see for miles (The Who)

Oh, and one from the 70s ...

Bard the Bowman (having just killed Smaug): Smoke on the water (Deep Purple)

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