Wow, these are good. I don't think we'll be changing saws for a while [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img].
Eowyn: It wished to cross another road. But it desired no man's pity.
Faramir: Do not scorn the chicken that is the gift of a gentle heart.
Ugluk: Because I, Ugluk, commanded it.
Gandalf: The chicken crossed the road? Then he has indeed left the path of wisdom.
Bilbo: To get away from the Sackville-Bagginses!
Sorry, these are kind of lame. Ah well.
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Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet
Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.
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