Fair enough. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] I'll even write a résumé for you. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Name: Samwise Gamgee
Work History: Gardner of Bag-end, very good with flowers and herbs. Also good with pots and pans—can cook a mean coney stew. Feared by spiders everywhere.
Education: Tutored by Bilbo Baggins, also picked up nuggets of wisdom from one Hamfast Gamgee.
Awards: "Best Performance as an Elf-lord" (1319), the "Cormallen Praise Them With Great Praise" award (1319) and "Shire Gardner of the Year" (1320).
"A stout-hearted lad." ~ Elessar Telcontar, King of Middle-earth
"A Genuine Hobbit." ~ J.R.R. Tolkien, Professor of Anglo-Saxon
"He's loyal, brave, trustworthy, loving, self-sacrificing, and he's good at piggy-back rides." ~ Frodo Baggins, the Ringbearer
"Sneaky fellow, but tight as a dragon in a pinch, just like old Blibo. Or better, I daresay." ~ Gandalf the White, Istar
"He's worth waiting for." ~ Rose Cotton Gamgee
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All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.
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