Sauruman, Sauruman the White, Sauruman of Many Colors etc....
MA,PhD, Wizard/Socerer
Telephone: 1-800-I'M WISE
Email:multicoloredwizard@palanitr.net
Nationality: Disputed, lives in Isegard in the Gap of Rohan
Education:MA in Wisdom and Philosposy PhD in Socerery and Hypnotism
Employment:Ruler of Isegard, works under Sauron, breeds the Urukai, Head of the White Council
Recent Awards: Wisest Creature of the Year (Runner ups were Gandalf and Elrond)
Comissions: Sauron
" Very good Servant, makes great armies. He definatly is worthy of a planitir award"
-Sauron the Dark Lord
"Good master of the White Hand. My army of the Urukai only serves him."
-Urukai Captian
" Genius, the new ruler of the Shire. That's our Sharky!"
-Ruffian
[ December 27, 2002: Message edited by: Morai ]
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