Frodo: A freaky old guy who stays in his house and trembles on the anniversary of every paper cut he's ever gotten.
Legolas: Interior decorator. Think Christopher Lowell with less facial hair and more frolic.
Aragorn: a police officer or army officer big on "catching the bad guys"
Boromir: Post-traumatic stress disorder
Sam: Secret service - he'd happily put his life on the line.
Gimli: Logger. "Who cares about the spotted owl? We need our roaring fires and malt beal!"
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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