Here's mine:
Elenna: Hey, mom, where are the car keys?
Mom: They're on the counter
*Elenna turns around to look and doesn't see them.*
Mom: No, wait, they're here in my pocket...
*Elenna nearly falls over from shock. My mom has never seen LOTR, and hates all fantasy, so she wouldn't have gotten the reference.*
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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