Legolas: Crappy romance novels. Lots of them. The ones with the busty women on the covers.
Gimli: Beer brewing for dummies or Dealing With Grief.
Pippin: 1001 Bad Jokes
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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