Wanted. Tall Scarry looking men that had a tendency to Kill Animals as a child, and steel small hobbits luch money. To apply for Saurons minions send a small stamped Envelope with you name and adress of you and anyone you care anything about to
Recruitment offices
666 Cirith Ungol RD
Mordor
(in fine print) Applicants may be subject Murder and torure at the will of Sauron, if you have any further questions dont bother asking as it may result in much pain.
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"You cant always get what you want.... But if you try sometimes you just my find.... you get what you need."
Glen Sight
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