[good idea at the time]

These are all great. I think I've got one, however, that takes into account the truly evil nature of it's maker:

The One Impossible Stack of Pointless Beauracratic Paperwork!

Frodo: "I will fill out the paperwork of Mordor, though I do not know the way...and there is not enough coffee in all Middle Earth to keep me awake for it...and I can't spell very well...and why do they need to how much Bilbo's Great-Great-Great Aunt's Myna Bird weighed? Gandalf, what's Law B4969484995H?"

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