Bwa ha ha ha!!! These are really funny!
At the stairs when Frodo and Aragorn are wobbling around, the Balrog appears.
Frodo: NOOO! Aragorn, what will we do??
Aragorn picks up Frodo by his shirt.
Aragorn: Yoo-hoo! Balrog! What's this? You want it?
Balrog starts panting and nods.
Aragorn: Okay...SIT! Lie down....roll over!
The Balrog rolls into the chasm.
Aragorn and Frodo escape.
Aragorn: Mwahahahahahaha... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]
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"Shoot it," said my attorney.
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