[VanimaEdhel]

*The Fellowship is up on the hill. Boromir is teaching the Hobbits how to swordfight, etc.*
Legolas: *Jumps onto the rock and starts singing softly* Baby she's nothing 'less she can *throws out his arms and belts out* RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE the big yellow bus it's still DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARK And the radio barks only...BEATLES SONGS from A to Z...as she rides in her big yellow bus...with me...
*Everyone stops to look at him, puzzled*
Legolas: Erm...Seven Nations...know them?
*Everyone remains silent*
Legolas: Oh...never mind...*turns to the rock* I'M KING OF THE WORLD! WOOOOOOO!! *turns back* Better?
*Everyone raises one eyebrow in unison*
Legolas: "Titanic"...come on! You guys had to see it!
*Everyone continues to stare*
Legolas: All right, all right, have it your way. *clears his throat and turns again* Crebain from Duneland!
*Everyone gives a satisfied smile before scattering and taking cover except for Legolas who continues to stand there.*
Legolas: *muttering* Don't know Seven Nations...come on...everyone should know them...bah...
*The crows come and carry him off*
Legolas: *still muttering* I can't believe it...you know, I really can't...

*Was listening to Seven Nations when I wrote that*

*The Fellowship arrives at the gates of Moira*
Frodo: What does that say? Does it say "Speak friend and enter"? I think it does...
Gandalf: Bah! They changed it! It's another riddle...it says "Knock knock"
Everyone: Who's there?
*The door changes*
Gandalf: "Interrupting Cow"
Everyone: Interrupting cow wh-
Gandalf: MOOOOOOO! Haha! Got you guys! Nah, you were right Frodo, it says "Speak friend and Enter".

*The Fellowship is watching Gandalf fall*
Gandalf: Fly you fools! *Drops*
Legolas: Hey! Good use of alliteration, dude! Very poetic...hmmm...maybe a song..."I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky...I think about it every night and day...spread my wings and fly away...I believe I can soar...I see me running through that open dooooooor...I believe...I can flyyyyy!"
*Everyone stares at him*
Legolas: It'll be a hit someday! I'm telling you!
*Everyone shakes their heads*
LATER
*As Gandalf is being carried by Gwaihir he hears singing*
Gwaihir: I believe I can fly...I believe I can touch the sky...I think about it...
Gandalf: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
*They fly over Gimli, Aragorn and Legolas*
Legolas: *singing* "I am beautiful no matter what they say...Words can't bring me down...I am beautiful in every single way...Yes, words can't bring me down...So don't you bring me down today..."
*Everyone stares at him*
Legolas: Sorry! Sheesh! *hears Gwaihir* SEE? I TOLD you it'd be big! I told you I told you! *He begins to run and frolic*
Gimli: Can we kill him now?
Aragorn: Let's...
*They begin chasing Legolas and that is really how they covered so much ground: they really didn't care about Merry and Pippin...*