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*Legolas's shrill wail rises up* MY HAIR!!! THERE'S A LEAF IN IT! IT'S FILTHY! SOMEONE GET MY HERBAL ESSENCES!!! MY PRECCIIOOUSSSS!!!!
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I know how he feels....I've been there Myself.
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Galadriel: Will you look into the mirror?
Frodo: What will I see?
Galadriel: *Go's through her entire speech and Frodo looks in*
Frodo: *GASP!!!* *Sees thousands of Elven wemon running around in laungre*
Galadriel: I know what it is you saw...Your Dirty little hobbit...!
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Aragorn: I would have followed you to the very fires of--*As be go's to bend down he trips on a banana peel and falls flat on his back* Mordor...
Legolas: *Eating a banana that has no peel on it* *Evil snicker*
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**As the Borlog comes around the corner in Moria**
Aragorn:
My starts, where on Middle Earth did you get that aweful hair do? It dossent become you at all. here for goodness sakes, let m fix it up a bit *Out of nowhere, he gets a table, hairbrush and chair and sits the Borlog down in it* Look how stringy and messy it is. Shame, shuch an iiinnnteresting monster to. My stars, if a Iiinnnteresting monster cant have a iiinnnteresting hair do, I dont know what the world is comeing to. In My bussness you meet so many iiinnnteresting peopel, but the most iiinnnteresting are the monsters...Oh dear that'll never hold, we'll just have to have a permenent(Is that not how Bugs says it?) *Runs to a closset, gets a few stick of TNT and sticks them in the Borlogs hair like hair roolers* Now I have to go give a iiinnnteresting old lady a mancure, but I'll be back before your done *Runs off* *7 secconds later, the TNT blows up and the Fellowship escapes*
I posted that one in a second thread, but I thought it would go well here too...SOrry there so lame.