I have two words for you: Jack Black. He's ruined the Council scene for me...but I love him so much: he's so funny...
I have two more words for you: Monty Python.
ANYWAY...
Scene: When they are on the hill. Boromir is teaching the hobbits to swordfight, etc. Legolas goes up to the rock...
Gimli: If anyone was asking me...which I note they're not...I'd say we were taking the lo-
Legolas: I'm king of the world! Woooo-ooooo! *Waves his arms like Leonardo DiCaprio*
Gimli: *Raises one eyebrow*
Legolas: Oh! I mean: Crebain from Dunland!
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Scene: Aragorn and Arwen are having their whole romantic scene...blah, blah, blah...
Arwen: Long years have passed. You did not wear the troubles you carry now...
Aragorn: *In a creepy Satanic whisper* But I love you more than Jesus!
Didn't see "The Prophesy"? Oh well: missed a small role by Viggo Mortensen playing Satan...he said that...had to be there I guess...
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