[Lothiriel Silmarien]

I'm laughing hysterically at the McDonalds one! That was good. I never did get the little toys though, I should have gone! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Aragorn: We don't stop till nightfall.

Pippin: What about breakfast?

Aragorn: We already had it.

Pippin: One yes, but what about Elevenses.

Merry: I don't think he knows about those Pip.

Pippin: What about Luncheon and Afternoon Tea and (a space alien pops out of Pippin: belly)

Alien: Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime gaaaal..

(Ok, so I got the idea from Spaceballs!)

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Arwen: Do you remember when we first met?

Aragorn: You said you'd bind yourself to me, and forsake the immortality of your people.

Arwen: And to that I hold. (blah blah)
*looks at Aragorn meaningfully*

Aragorn: Mmm, that's nice. Can we hurry this up now, I have to meet a whole dozen more of ladies to discuss this. Apparantly you're not the only one who wants me, you'll have to wait in line.
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I know I got the words mixed up, it's late, me tired!