Elrond (in the battle at mt. doom) *looks at sauron* and says: Now do you wear that helmet because of your bad looks? Cause I know this great makeup artist!
OR....
Sam (in the battle in moria) *looks at the cave troll* and thinks: Hmmm...I wonder if Elrond knows a makeup artist with YEARS of experiance.....
(funny?)
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"Your bodygaurd?"
"His Gardner"
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