[The Green Ringwraith]

(Imagine this: Pippin after drinking some of his pint, when Frodo is jerked bc to reality with him hearing Pippin.)

Pippin: Baggins? Sure I knows a Baggins! He's over there- Frodo Baggins! He's my second cousin on my motheer's side, once removed... He's single!
Men: *raise eyebrows and nod*
Frodo: *walks over and winks* Yes, I am...
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(Gandalf is fixing to fall off the bridge in Moria)
Gandalf: Run, you fools!
Pippin: *bursts into tears* That's the second time you've called me a fool in ten minutes!!!
Boromir: *grabs Pippin and runs* Oh, have some backbone, man!
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(Pippin just knocked the skeleton into the well)
Gandalf: Fool of a Took! throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity!
Pippin: *shrugs, and jumps in, taking Gandalf's staff and hat with him*
Gandalf: No! Darnit, second staff I lost this movie!
Legolas: dang, he sure did make alot of nose before he went.
Merry: Pippin! Nooo!
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*Boromir is dying, and Aragorn runs over to him. As in the movie, a supposedly dead orc raises his head. Aragorn nochalantly kicks the actor unconcious, while continueing with the scene*
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(Frodo is leaning over the Mirror in Lorien. the Ring gets closer..... closer....)
Galadriel: Do not let the Ring touch the water!
Frodo: *Ring touches te water* *SHLOOP!*
Sam: where'd he go?!?! Frodo!!?!?
Sauron' evil voice thing: AHAHAHAAAHHAA!