[The Squatter of Amon Rûdh]

Squatter, dahling, do please blind us with that platinum blond hair and the Armani Elf haute couture..

<Shudder> Well, Maril, sweetie, this season I've mainly been wearing Wychwood Brewery t-Shirts and jeans with the hems worn into tatters. I find that when combined with army surplus boots that see polish once every two months the overall effect can be beyond description.