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Old 11-24-2002, 08:19 PM   #12
Nimrothiel
Shade of Carn Dûm
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Imladris
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I am sorry to admit that I have an original copy of the book in my hand, and that I am abou to post the entire song of "I Sit on the Floor and Pick my Nose." Well, perhaps some of you will enjoy it. (Sigh, a comedian's lot is not a happy one.)

"I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and think of dirty things
Of deviant dwarves who suck their toes
and elves who drub their dings.

I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and dream exotic dreams
Of dragons who dress in rubber clothes
and trolls who do it in teams.

I sit on the floor and pick my nose
and wish for a thrill or two
For a goblin who goes in for a few no-nos
Or an orc with a thing about glue.

And all of the while I sit and pick
I think of such jolly things
Of whips and screws and leather slacks
Of frottages and stings."
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