Speech! Speech!
Model it after Bilbo's party. You could have tents, fireworks, the entire Shire...err...everyone in "The Middle of Nowhere" come. Invite a tall person who can be Gandalf, and make sure there's lots of beer. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Make sure you give a speech and become invisible at the end.
"My fellow Kennedys and Clarks, Jacksons and Smiths...."
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