Ooh, ooh! What if when Tom Bombadil tells the hobbits to strip down and run around naked, instead Frodo says "Eeeew! No, you pervert!" and then they all beat up Tom Bombadil and run away in fear.... that would be funny!
And what if when Gandalf kicks Saruman off the Council of Wise in Isengard, Saruman says "You can't kick me out! I quit!" and then he says "No, you kicked me out, so now I can send scary anonymous messages to the Council of the Wise! Oops, you weren't supposed to hear that!"
[ August 04, 2002: Message edited by: Beatrice ]
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