ROFL! My humble contribution.
*Frodo dashing for the ferry, Nazgul in hot pursuit. He jumps, barely makes it. Nazgul's horse stops short, Nazgul pitches over its head to land on his back in the ferry.*
Nazgul; Uhhh... Ha ha ha! *tries to take Ring from Frodo* Ooh. Ouch. D*mn, I think I hurt my back. Can we get a cut here? *all hobbits start laughing*
PJ; Cut!!!
*the gatekeeper looks through his peephole. His eyes widen, and he starts to scream. Shot of the wall. There is a thud, and the wall shakes, but doesn't fall down.*
Nazgul; &*$#(#(%$&^#!
PJ; Cut!
*Lurtz and Aragorn are fighting. Lurtz plucks the dagger from his leg and sends is spinning at Aragorn, who swings desperately.*
Viggo; Ah! (Thump) OWW!! Godam*it! (holds bleeding nose) A little slower, please?!
Lurtz; Sorry.
PJ: Oh, for... Cut!
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This is my quest, to follow that star; no matter how hopeless, no matter how far. To fight for the right, without question or pause. To be willing to march into Hell for a Heavenly cause! -Man of La Mancha
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