On Weathertop:
*Frodo wakes up*
Other Hobbits: blah blah blah
Frodo: What are you doing?
Merry: Sausages, tomatoes and nice crispy bacon.
Sam: We save some for you Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: Put it out, you fools, put it out!
*Frodo stomps on fire*
Frodo: OOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!! OH **** THAT HURT!
*Frodo starts hopping around on one foot*
Hobbits:*giggle*
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Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.
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