Thread: LOTR Outtakes!
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Old 08-06-2002, 07:10 PM   #5
suicidal elf chick
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suicidal elf chick has just left Hobbiton.
Tolkien

lol, weirdos

*Gandalf comes back to Bag End*
Gandalf: Frodo, where is the ring?
Frodo: What ring?
Gandalf: The ring Bilbo gave you!
Frodo: Oh, that ring.
*he walks over to an overflowing garbage can and stands on a nearby table*
Frodo: Good bye, Gandalf. If I don't return, burn this house and everything in it, including you.
*he jumps in*
Three days later
*Frodo pops out of the trash holding a moldy ring*
Frodo: Found it!

I wrote that in my parody, so you can't steal this or I'll track you down and kill you.

[ August 06, 2002: Message edited by: suicidal elf chick ]
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