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			here is an acurate representation of what would happen if a pop tart where to mysteriously land in the shire
 
 sam [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]h mr frodo, what is this thing?
 
 frodo:i dont know sam, we better get ahold of gandalf! gimme a minute! i have him on speed dial
 (20minutes later)
 gandalf:frodo, this is the one pop tart, you must through it into the mouth of an extremely large man i met down the street.
 
 frodo:no gandalf! im tired of being your patsy. get yourself another stooge.
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