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Morai · 11-03-2002, 08:27 PM

You don't trust hifalutin' types like Ghân-buri-ghân with all their fancy airs.
You distrust Bill Ferny because of his "fancy accent".
You dig Shelob because you are a legs man. You get tears in your eyes when you hear a Nazgûl scream because its voice reminds you of Mom.

Those were great, here's another:

You have gollum's and Bill Ferny's Pony's head hanging on you wall.

[ November 03, 2002: Message edited by: Morai ]

11-03-2002, 08:27 PM	#4
Morai Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2002 Location: Where young people go to retire Posts: 709	You don't trust hifalutin' types like Ghân-buri-ghân with all their fancy airs. You distrust Bill Ferny because of his "fancy accent". You dig Shelob because you are a legs man. You get tears in your eyes when you hear a Nazgûl scream because its voice reminds you of Mom. Those were great, here's another: You have gollum's and Bill Ferny's Pony's head hanging on you wall. [ November 03, 2002: Message edited by: Morai ] __________________ "So why the safe distance, this curious look? Why tear out single pages when you can throw away the book? Why pluck one string when you can strum the guitar? MeWithoutYou http://fortyfifthparadox.com