Theoden: Stupid hobbits!
Gollum: Lovely hobbitses!
Ents: Nice goblins!
Orcs: Beautiful elves!
Elves: Smart men!
Dwarves: Smart elves!
Smaug: Mmmm...pop tarts!
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"What mortal feels not awe/Nor trembles at our name,
Hearing our fate-appointed power sublime/Fixed by the eternal law.
For old our office, and our fame,"
-Aeschylus, Song of the Furies
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