These are so great!!
Here are mine. I don't think they are great, but I hope they are funny enough for your liking everyone!
Frodo: Where are we?
Sam: Who knows? Let's just toss the ring in the ditch and go back to the Shire.
Frodo: Okay
Gandalf: You are by far the worst ring bearer I have ever heard of.
Frodo: But you have heard of me
Pippin: We've been drinking too much
Merry: Maybe we should enter the Alcholics Annoymus group.
Arwen: Who are you?
Aragorn: The man you love.
Arwen: Which one?
Aragorn: Do you see what I see?
The Fellowship: A star, A star, high above the trees, with a voice as big as the seas. With a voice as big as the seas.
Gimli: This is my home
Gandalf: I've never seen pink dwarf walls before
Gimli: They are the newest fashion in Gondor
Aragorn: Got your weapons?
Gimli and Legolas: Yep
Aragorn: Got your water bottles?
G & L: Yep
Aragorn: Need to go to the bathroom?
G & L: Yep
Aragorn: Then go
Legolas: I didn't really, just forgot how to say no
Orcs: I can't stand all this blood, let's go to the mall
I don't know about these, I think they are funny, but let me know!
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