Pippin: Aragorn is eight feet tall. And if he were here, he'd blast the Uruks with lightning bolts from his eyes, and thuder bolts from his arse! | Braveheart, a wonderful movie. |
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Pippin and Merry: But the only brew for the brave and truuuuue, comes from the Green Dragon!
Gandalf: So that's why all the rum's gone. | PotC! Yay! |
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Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas bowing before the mysterious White Wizard at Fangorn...
Aragorn: You killed my Gandalf!!
The White Wizard: No, Aragorn, I AM your Gandalf.
Aragorn: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
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