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SamwiseGamgee · 01-18-2004, 10:09 AM

King Theoden: At Helm's Deep 'Oooh, there's rather a lot of them, isn't there. Gamling, pass me the white flag.'

Gimli: 'Make mine a mineral water. Sparkling, please.'

Aragorn: While running across the plains of Rohan 'My feet hurt, I haven't slept in days and I really need to go poo. Who cares about Merry and what's-his-name? It's not like they've even got The Ring.'

Aragorn: 'Sphinkters say what.'
Elrond: 'What?'
Gandalf and Aragorn laugh at Elrond's stupidity.

01-18-2004, 10:09 AM	#592
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	King Theoden: At Helm's Deep 'Oooh, there's rather a lot of them, isn't there. Gamling, pass me the white flag.' Gimli: 'Make mine a mineral water. Sparkling, please.' Aragorn: While running across the plains of Rohan 'My feet hurt, I haven't slept in days and I really need to go poo. Who cares about Merry and what's-his-name? It's not like they've even got The Ring.' Aragorn: 'Sphinkters say what.' Elrond: 'What?' Gandalf and Aragorn laugh at Elrond's stupidity. __________________ -- Well, I'm back.