"Frodo: Why does Gandalf always wear grey?
Aragorn: Meddle not in the affairs of Saruman, for he is quick to put black socks into your whites."
Roflmao!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Eomer: "I would cut off your head, dwarf; if only it stood a little higher from the ground."
Gimli: "Oh really? You and what army?"
Argghhh, that was lame. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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"Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue
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