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SamwiseGamgee · 01-14-2004, 07:54 AM

Boromir: 'What is this new devilry?'
Gandalf: 'Weasels! Ancient weasels running up and down your legs and int your pants! Weasels, I tell you!'

Pippin: 'Actually, just leave it, I'm not that hungry.'

Gimli: 'Ooh, a pink axe? Yes please.'

Sam: 'Cheerio, Frodo.'

Aragorn: 'I never wanted to be King of Gondor, I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the River Isen!'

Elrond: 'Anyone fancy a belching competition?'

Galadriel: 'Let's go round the back of the tree for a ***, Frodo.'

01-14-2004, 07:54 AM	#583
SamwiseGamgee Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: In the warm bosom of a Warg Posts: 378	Boromir: 'What is this new devilry?' Gandalf: 'Weasels! Ancient weasels running up and down your legs and int your pants! Weasels, I tell you!' Pippin: 'Actually, just leave it, I'm not that hungry.' Gimli: 'Ooh, a pink axe? Yes please.' Sam: 'Cheerio, Frodo.' Aragorn: 'I never wanted to be King of Gondor, I wanted to be... a lumberjack! Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the River Isen!' Elrond: 'Anyone fancy a belching competition?' Galadriel: 'Let's go round the back of the tree for a ***, Frodo.' __________________ -- Well, I'm back.