Aragorn: Sure, Arwen's cute, but gentlemen prefer blondes, right? *snuggles on the couch with Eowyn*
Legolas: *sobbing* You told me you only like brunets!
Aragorn: Errr...
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If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did."
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