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Boromir (after being struck by an arrow): You shot me! What did you do that for, Lurtz? What did I ever do to you? *bursts into tears*
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Brinniel, this post has inspired me.
Boromir: Lurtz! You shot me! Why? How could you? I thought we were friends!
Lurtz: Gee, I'm sorry, Boromir. But I had orders. Lesse how bad it is. *walks over to Boromir*
Boromir- *pulls arrow out of himself and sticks it right into Lurtz's chest* Friends, hah.
Ooh, just thought of another!
Balrog- Gandalf! You stole my girlfriend! Now you must PAY!
Gandalf- Just TRY and get me! *breaks bridge*
Balrog- If I go, I'm takin' you with me!
[ August 01, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]