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charly · 07-30-2002, 01:56 PM

LOL!!!!!!!

Eowyn: Eomer,gimme my Barbie doll!!!
Goldberry: Tom, you can´t sing a tune!
Elrond:A date? Are you crazy? He´s your brother!Besides,your much too young for a date!
Eowyn: Help,I´m 14 and don´t wear a bra yet.
Merry: Eowyn cut it, I don´t want to ride to war!
Aragorn/Gandalf: Smoking is bad for you!
Faramir: Gee, Frodo, can I keep this Gollum for my zoo?
Faramir: Eowyn, I´m married. Eowyn: Aragorn... there´s a problem... I´m pregnant.
Wormtounge: Theoden,did you take your Anti-Aging stuff yet?
Gandalf(to Theoden) I understand, it´s just natrual you´d rather listen to wormtounge. Sorry we disturbed you.
Wormtounge: Gandy will you marry me?
Treebeard:HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ok... was that too much? Sorry! I really, really loved your ideas*ggg*!

07-30-2002, 01:56 PM	#436
charly Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: middle earth, dork Posts: 84	LOL!!!!!!! Eowyn: Eomer,gimme my Barbie doll!!! Goldberry: Tom, you can´t sing a tune! Elrond:A date? Are you crazy? He´s your brother!Besides,your much too young for a date! Eowyn: Help,I´m 14 and don´t wear a bra yet. Merry: Eowyn cut it, I don´t want to ride to war! Aragorn/Gandalf: Smoking is bad for you! Faramir: Gee, Frodo, can I keep this Gollum for my zoo? Faramir: Eowyn, I´m married. Eowyn: Aragorn... there´s a problem... I´m pregnant. Wormtounge: Theoden,did you take your Anti-Aging stuff yet? Gandalf(to Theoden) I understand, it´s just natrual you´d rather listen to wormtounge. Sorry we disturbed you. Wormtounge: Gandy will you marry me? Treebeard:HURRY UP!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok... was that too much? Sorry! I really, really loved your ideasggg! __________________ "Whom do you serve, scum?"