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Evisse the Blue · 07-25-2002, 07:55 AM

wow, these are so great! I'm barely halfway through page 6 and ROTFL.
Ahem. I would like to add my humble contributions:
Frodo at Mt Doom: I'm too sexy for my ring! (throws ring in, whilst doing a MJ impression)
Legolas (sprinting around): I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and Briiiight!!
Gandalf face to face with the Balrog: Why, my friend, you are gifted! Those red piercing eyes, that dark complexion, and the howl - could I hear it again -marvellous! Listen, buddy, I got a deal for you (puts arm around Balrog's shoulder and they start to walk away): I know a friend of mine who's making a movie in New Zealand, and you're perfect for the part. What part? the hero, of course. (aside, to the Fellowship, who are staring and mumbling to themselves): Fly you fools!

07-25-2002, 07:55 AM	#432
Evisse the Blue Brightness of a Blade Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: wherever I may roam Posts: 2,685	wow, these are so great! I'm barely halfway through page 6 and ROTFL. Ahem. I would like to add my humble contributions: Frodo at Mt Doom: I'm too sexy for my ring! (throws ring in, whilst doing a MJ impression) Legolas (sprinting around): I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and Briiiight!! Gandalf face to face with the Balrog: Why, my friend, you are gifted! Those red piercing eyes, that dark complexion, and the howl - could I hear it again -marvellous! Listen, buddy, I got a deal for you (puts arm around Balrog's shoulder and they start to walk away): I know a friend of mine who's making a movie in New Zealand, and you're perfect for the part. What part? the hero, of course. (aside, to the Fellowship, who are staring and mumbling to themselves): Fly you fools! __________________ And no one was ill, and everyone was pleased, except those who had to mow the grass.