Sauron *looking at the palatir*- What the...
*he sees Saruman doing a commercial*
Saruman- If I'm Saruman of Many Colors, I want my many colors to look their best. That's why I use Tide. It's safe on colors! *cheesy grin*
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.
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