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Old 05-13-2002, 01:59 PM   #334
Lothiriel Silmarien
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I think it is the longest running thread. I mean it does have 9 pages!!! The most other than this was like 5 pages. I atleast think so, but someone else may know for certain. And that post about the orcs reminds me of the shaving cream commercial. Skintimate......or not. Ok, maybe it's just me though!
You know what would be funny though! Orcs doing Riverdance!!! They'd be doing the flips and everything. That would be twisted...orcs on crack. lol, that would be funny too! An orc thats high....hey, do you know what makes string string....? And then they go to battle but charge at people with the hilts of their swords instead of the pointed knife edge. Ok, again maybe it's just me that would find this hilarious to see! this is by far my favorite thread [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Orc fighting in battle: *says to the enemy he's fighting*- Hey, you gotta smoke?

Man: Yeah sure, need a light?

*some demented, misshaped form of an orc flys by

Orc: Yeah that'd be great. *lights up cigarette* Oh yeah, the good stuff....Hey, maybe after he war, you know, we could hang out or something, kill an extra couple of stray animals, people, whatever...

Man: Yeah, that sounds great but I think I have to try to kill you first. You know, it's what we're supposed to be doing I think.

*a severed arm flies by and nearly misses the orcs head*

Orc: Oh yeah, right, right. Sorry if I kill you though, just so I say this now because, well I won't be able to if your dead!

*they both laugh that corny tv fake laugh, but a flying razor frisbee thing flies by and slices the orc's head off. The head then falls to the ground and rolls over to the man's feet*

Man: Guess I was the one who should have said that!! *he laughs that stupid laugh, but an arrow shoots right through him, and he falls to the floor*

Hope that wasn't too stupid.
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