Legolas: Okay, who farted? Gandalf? Don't be shy.
Boromir: Legolas, Legolas, let down your hair, that I may climb the golden stair!
Legolas (looking down from the tower): Eew! Go kiss an orc! You ain't getting your filthy hands of my pretty elfie hair!
Elrond (in balcony, singing in a tenor voice with one hand on his chest and the other in front of him): A drrream is a wish yourrrr hearrrt makes...
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