Sauron: Lord of the Rings? Who wants that? It is so passe. From now on I'm Lord of the Earrings! Or maybe noserings...
Saruman: Have you hugged a tree today?
Elrond at Council: Frodo! Raise your hand and wait to be called on!
Goblins: Welcome to Moria! Visit historic Balin's tomb or enjoy our excellent restaurant, Durin's Diner. Stop at the gift shop on your way out and don't forget to tip the Balrog!
I could keep going but i don't want to be shunned for the rest of my life. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Ha, there are some hilarious ones up here, "Sam: "Workers everywhere, UNITE!" (ElanorGamgee) Lol!
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