[non_conformist13]

durring one of aragorn and gandalf’s heart to heart guy talks:

aragorn: umm... Gandalf? I kinda' need to talk to you...

Gandalf: oh, sure, aragorn, you know you can tell me anything, right?

Aragorn: thanks gandalf, that means alot, but it's about girls...

gandalf: ohhhhh, say, this wouldn't happen to be anything about Arwen, would it? or maybe Eowyn?

aragorn: actually, no, they're both great and all, but this is a bit more serious than those too.

gandalf: what is it aragorn?

aragorn: i think i'm in love with rose!

gandalf: rose? sam's...ohhhh. he's gonna kill you man.

aragorn: i know, but... it's just, i really like her!

gandalf: son, listen to me, you don't want to get involved with hobbit women, if it's one thing i learned over the years, it's not to get involved with one of them, especially, if they are going with sam.


aragorn: you're right, you’re right! but what am I supposed to do?

Gandalf: I’ll tell you what, how about you and me, go out on the forest, later, when we get back to the Shire. we can talk, and you can forget all about her.

aragorn: you don’t think we could do it any sooner? i’m kinda’... not going back to the Shire with you guys.

Gandalf: what?

aragorn: neither is legolas, we both decided, you know, to go our separate ways, that’ s all. you know, he’s got that longing for the sea, and i’m gonna end up being king or something, so, it just wouldn’t work out, but i’ll be sure to visit!

gandalf: i can’t believe you’re just ditching me, us, like this! after all we’ve been through...

aragorn: that’s just it, all we’ve been through, when you go through stuff, you get to know people alot differently, and, don’t take this the wrong way, you’re still great, and all, but the hobbits, and that dwarf, they’re really getting on my nerves, i don’t think i could stand another day with those munchkins! i’m just sick of the whole thing, gandalf, you understand, don’t you? It’s nothing about you, or legolas, or any of the other guys, but i need stature, i need hight. all that looking down does a real number on my neck.

gandalf: whoe, so this is about race? i didn’t think you were like that, man. i’m so disappointed. you think you know someone, and then bam, he tells you he doesn’t like short people.

aragorn: yeah, so what? you didn’t like them either.

gandalf: i’ve...i’ve changed, i’m older, smarter now. i know better, besides, that was a long time ago, we were young, and stupid! it was just a dumb thing we did, can you just put that behind us, gosh, it was such a long time ago. before all of this...

aragorn: people don’t change that easily, gandalf, you know that, aren’t you just fooling yourself?

gandalf: no, i love them, they’re like family, what’s your problem man? and if you hate them so much, then how can you love rose? huh? you’re just confused. you don’t know what you want. if you want my opinion, i would pick eowyn. yeah, she might be cold, and bitter, but man, have you seen her? and she’s brave. man, that chicks got guts. she likes you aragorn, i’ve seen her looking.

aragorn: whatever man, you just like arwen.

gandalf: that’s so over, you know that.

aragorn: yeah, right, sorry man. well, i’m glad we got to talk.

gandalf: anytime man.