Isildur: Hey, Sauron! Can I have that pretty ring on your finger?
Sauron: Huh? Oh, yeah, sure, whatever. *hands the ring over to Isildur**pause* d'oh!
Haldir (or any Lothlorien elf): Visitors! Yay!
Okay, this is all I can think of.
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Consider the purr a variety of audible tranquilizer. [. . .] For a few of us, there is one more purr, a secret purr. When we combine our secret purrs, we produce the Purr of Power. And that is simply the amplified amity we feel as furred and purred beings.
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