Aragorn: Honey, I'm home!
Arwen: Ah, my love! What a surprise! Why did you not tell me that you were coming home? I would have had the castle cleaned. It is such a mess at the moment. (Arwen looks down the hall worried that Legolas may awaken...oh! oh!)
Aragorn: Arwen, why are you looking so nervous? I thought you would be happy to see me. What's going on"
Arwen: Why nothing my love...Err....we have a house guest...Legolas is sleeping in his quarters...he came over for dinner last night and was a little too drunk to hit the road again...I thought of calling a cab but he was too out of it to ask him where he wanted to go.
Aragorn: Legolas here! You never told me he was going to come over...so what happened?
Arwen: Why nothing my love...we just had dinner...but he brought over the main course...well, it ended up being the main course.
Aragorn: (his suspicions rising...) So what was it dear? What did he bring over? (Aragorn...I am going to run a sword through that elf yet!)
Arwen: Why my dear! He brought over some whipped cream. He said that he had eaten it at Granny Galadriel's house when he was there for dinner. I told him that Granny did not send me the recipe so I did not have it in the castle...he volunteered to bring it over...he was quite giddy about it. (Arwen thinks...boy now I am in trouble...Ah well...I'll have to fake Aragorn out...)
Aragorn: Whipped cream! Ah...yes I had some in the New World...wondrous stuff? So what were you and Legolas doing with the whipped cream? (he gives Arwen the evil eye...)
Arwen: Do with it? What are you talking about? I told you we ate it for dinner? Are you suggesting we would do something with it? So how would you know what someone would do with whipped cream? (Arwen thinks...the best defense is a good offense...whew!)
Aragorn: (slight flustered..) Now don't change the subject...I asked what did you two do with the whipped cream...(Aragorn thinks "God I am in trouble now!).
Arwen: I told you we ate it for dinner then you asked what did we "do" with it? What does one do with whipped cream Aragorn other than eat it. I can tell you are not telling me everything...now out with it!
Aragorn: You are imagining things again...
Arwen: Oh yeah...so why is your face turning red. Look at me...see you cannot even look at me...I knew it! Who was it this time...another Visgoth?
Aragorn: Arwen! Arwen! You know you are my only love...how can you accuse me...anyway..you never answered my question...what did you and Legolas do last night?
Arwen: We had dinner! (tapping her foot!)
Sorry...more later...I gotta run.
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