Frodo: "I will take the ring, though I do not know the way... And I sure won't ask for directions!"
Merry or Pippin: "No, I'm really actually NOT that hungry, thanks."
Gollum: "You know, a facial and some sunlight might do me some good!"
(apologies if people posted similar ideas before, I haven't read them all)
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