legolas: keep that doobie going!
nazgul: i come in peace
aragorn: No time for the old in-out, love. I've just come to read the meter.
thorin oakenshield: u know, sometimes i think, what is all this gold truly FOR?
sam: master frodo, you know i love you very much, but im just... not into that kind of thing.
sauron: ring, shming, im tired of all this.
gandalf: (after being offered some pipe weed) no thanks! ill go without!
bilbo: u know, sometimes i remember that whole lonely mountain thing, and i just think: what an utter waste of time!
Manwe: the elves and men are suffering for nothing! let us help them!
frodo: strider, take a BATH!!
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