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Kalimac · 04-01-2002, 10:38 PM

Hello, Rosa! Where on earth did you come from?

Elrond: Do you hear that sound, Mr. Witchking? It is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of...your death.

The Ringwraiths: We are the Ringwraiths who don't do anything/We just stay at home and lie around! (Apologies to anyone who hasn't seen Veggie Tales at some point).

Sam: Mr. Frodo, you're so wrong it's not even funny.

Any Hobbit: Yes, I know exactly where we are! Geography was always my favorite class!

Arwen: Estel, I've decided to move back to Lothlorien. No, it's not like that at all! I had a great job offer there and, well, we'll be all right! We'll talk over the palantir every evening. You see, we both need the space.

Bilbo: Frankly, Frodo my lad, the best thing I ever did was bequeathing you that Ring. Pretty narrow shave for me there, huh?

Denethor: Whanne that Aprille with sweete shoures soote.

04-01-2002, 10:38 PM	#192
Kalimac Candle of the Marshes Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Flyover Country Posts: 780	Hello, Rosa! Where on earth did you come from? Elrond: Do you hear that sound, Mr. Witchking? It is the sound of inevitability. It is the sound of...your death. The Ringwraiths: We are the Ringwraiths who don't do anything/We just stay at home and lie around! (Apologies to anyone who hasn't seen Veggie Tales at some point). Sam: Mr. Frodo, you're so wrong it's not even funny. Any Hobbit: Yes, I know exactly where we are! Geography was always my favorite class! Arwen: Estel, I've decided to move back to Lothlorien. No, it's not like that at all! I had a great job offer there and, well, we'll be all right! We'll talk over the palantir every evening. You see, we both need the space. Bilbo: Frankly, Frodo my lad, the best thing I ever did was bequeathing you that Ring. Pretty narrow shave for me there, huh? Denethor: Whanne that Aprille with sweete shoures soote. __________________ Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.