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Altariel · 04-01-2002, 01:59 AM

All you people are funnier than me... but...

Sam: Bah... we don't need to see the elves. Elves are losers.

Sauron (to Saruman, through the Palantir): Saruman, have you found the halfling? And... do you think I'm ugly? How come no one comes to visit me anymore? I feel like I have no friends. You're my friend, aren't you, Saruman?

Nazgul: You know, I'm getting tired of all this black... we should all go out and get tie-dyed t-shirts!

Witch-king: Eowyn, do you think we could ever be more than just friends?

04-01-2002, 01:59 AM	#179
Altariel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Angband (a small region in northern BC) Posts: 50	All you people are funnier than me... but... Sam: Bah... we don't need to see the elves. Elves are losers. Sauron (to Saruman, through the Palantir): Saruman, have you found the halfling? And... do you think I'm ugly? How come no one comes to visit me anymore? I feel like I have no friends. You're my friend, aren't you, Saruman? Nazgul: You know, I'm getting tired of all this black... we should all go out and get tie-dyed t-shirts! Witch-king: Eowyn, do you think we could ever be more than just friends? __________________ "Candy: tastes like chicken, if chicken was a candy."