Saruman: I shall fart in your general direction! now go, or i shall taunt you a second time!
Selob: I'm claustraphobic!
Sam to Gollum or Frod to Shelob: Bite Me.
Aragorn to the Witchking: You son of a mother less goat!
Witchking to Eowyn: Can I get your number? We should go out sometime. I know this real nice place between the dead and the living, real romantic and all. I think you'd like it...
Sauron: I never meant to hurt anyone, honest.
Gandalf ( in purple, with plungers on his head): There are no orcs in this valley! I'm tired, I'm hungry, and I need to go to the bathroom. This cloak is very constricting, I'm coming home now.
Radaghast: but the fate of Middle Earth rests in your... wizard staff.
mom: What do you want to be when you grow up sam?
Sam: a Sheriff.
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"I can add some more if you like it, calling your Chief names, wishing to punch his Pimply Face, and thinking you Sheriffs look a lot of Tom-fools!" Samwise Gamgee
Be not conformed to this world, but be transformed, by the renewing of your mind.
Romans 12:2
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