Didn't read through them all, as there are ALOT of them to read through. So, I'll just put mine down:
- Sam: Weeds! Oh, they'd look just lovely next to the perennials, don't you think Mr. Frodo?
- Elrond: Isildur, give me the ring.
- Isildur: *throws ring into Mount Doom* Can't people pick up their garbage after I take away their power? Sheesh.
- Sam: Oh no, ain't no way in hell I'm going to see any Elves, Mr. Frodo. You'll have to tie me up in a sack!
- Merry: Pippin? I'm hungry.
- Gandalf: Oh, Bilbo's ring! Gimme!
- Gimli: God, this beard is just getting in the way! Legolas, hand me that knife of yours, will you?
- Legolas: I am not going up that Mountain! Do you have any idea what the cold will do to my skin?
- Legolas: Singing's for wimps.
- Gandalf: Here, Pippin, hold this Palantir a moment while I adjust my hat.
- Aragorn: You touched...my sword.
- Boromir: Well, yes but-
- Aragorn: You TOUCHED...MY SWORD?!?!
- Glorfindel (or Arwen, w/e): Slow DOWN, Asfaloth! I can't see the Nazgul anymore!
- Bilbo: I'm quitting smoking!
- Legolas: Can I go home now?!
- Thranduil: Ale? Wine? What's that?
- Uruk-Hai: *at Amon Hen* Boromir! Wonderful to see you! What? These swords? Purely for decoration, I assure you. Come, we have a picnic just down the river and we'd love it if you could join us.
- Boromir: *dying* They went that way.
- Sauron: I can't get this blasted...ring off my finger! Get me the butter!
Oh, I could think of more, but I figure that was long enough. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]