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Nice-Smeagol · 03-25-2002, 04:57 AM

Gandalf to Balrog: You shall not pass, unless you pay the fare like everyone else.

Mouth of Sauron: Oh, you want to see the halflings, they are just this way follow me.
Oh watch youself on the pits of dead slaves.

Witchking to Eowyn: Aaaaaaaagh, don't hurt me.

Frodo to Faramir: Oh, that guy in the pond, now he isn't with us. You can shoot him if you like. [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]

03-25-2002, 04:57 AM	#146
Nice-Smeagol Animated Skeleton Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Somewhere under the Misty Mountains Posts: 48	Gandalf to Balrog: You shall not pass, unless you pay the fare like everyone else. Mouth of Sauron: Oh, you want to see the halflings, they are just this way follow me. Oh watch youself on the pits of dead slaves. Witchking to Eowyn: Aaaaaaaagh, don't hurt me. Frodo to Faramir: Oh, that guy in the pond, now he isn't with us. You can shoot him if you like. [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] __________________ Wicked Masster Cheatss Us!Cheatss Smeagol, gollum. He mussn't go that way, mussn't hurt Preciouss. Give it to Smeagol, yess, give it to uss. GIVE IT TO USSSSS.... I'm evil I know, but hey, who's gonna stop me! Bwahahahahahahaha!